Profile
Has his own music shop and is also a submarine engineer----or that's
what he claimed when found passing trombone slide oil to a sub-mariner.
One of the brighter members of the club with an IQ of 145 or 6½ depending
upon the questions asked and was a child prodigy by the age of 33.
Is a natural mis-timer of the ball and always has two short
legs when bowling...........come to think of it, he always has had two
short legs. |
Joined the club
When he got the sack for mis-behaviour in Snow White's team.
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Current position in the club
Mascot. |
Nickname
"Little man with beard" |
Previous clubs
The Garden Pond Piscatorial Society. |
Most embarrassing moment
Being ejected from the "Pepsi Max Big One" at Blackpool for failing the
height test. |
Other Hobbies
Nuclear physics and ludo. |
Favourite food/drink
Carnations and other table decorations. |
Skills
Setting fire to garden sheds.
Doing press ups with drunken vikings on his back.
Losing things --- glasses, mobile phone, car keys, golf clubs etc.
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Ambition
To be able to remember where he put his glasses, mobile phone, car keys
etc. etc. |
Most memorable moment
About 3 years ago when he went through a whole day without losing his
glasses, mobile phone, car keys etc. etc. |
