Profile
A member for over 30 years and it's time this unassuming, shy person
came out of his shell and give a forthright opinion on a topic. A
retired, old style copper, this genial man is said to be the origin of
the more endearing terms that policemen are subjected to ....."all
coppers are bastards"......."once a copper always a bastard" etc. He is
a stalwart worker for the club; preparing wickets, regular maintenance
work, administration, scoring, keeping all stats and archive
records.........Mug !!! |
Joined the club
After leaving Yorkshire in disgrace following accusations of fraud,
money laundering and embezzlement. |
Current position in the club
Treasurer |
Previous clubs
All gone bankrupt |
Hobbies
Cruising breweries |
Skills
Fiddling and banjo plucking, for which he received an ASBO
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Most memorable moment
Probably every arrest he ever made and blocking the last ball of a match
for a winning six. |
Favourite film/TV show
Snow White (starring Grumpy)
Noddy (the one where Mr Plodd gives him a dose of his truncheon)
One Foot in the Grave |
Favourite food/drink
Yes please (has always been bottle fed) |
Ambition
To be sober |
Most embarrassing moment
Too many to chose from; perhaps when he mercilessly beat up an elderly
female peace campaigner who complained about police violence.
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