Profile
The origin of Hobb means the Devil, but no one could meet a nicer,
kinder gentleman; he has even become multi-lingual so that he can say
sorry in 10 different languages. He has also killed and mutilated ten
opposition players since being given the freedom of captaincy.
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Joined the club
When he emigrated from Catford to Bromley. |
Current position in the club
Has been appointed captain to make sure that disorder prevails.
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Nickname
Tubby; but no one has told him yet. |
Hobbies
Stamp collecting, train spotting, origami
and killing donkeys. |
Skills
Articulating personal, wounding insults with a 100% usage of profanity.
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Most memorable moment
Being called a "fat pig" by a Dutchman. |
Biggest mistake
Laughing at a Dutchman. |
Favourite food/drink
Suckling Pig |
Ambition
To be globally disliked |
Favourite film
Bambi (especially the bit where his mother gets killed)
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