Profile
Well known for his prowess as a gigolo, trend setter, bon viveur, fancy
dude, tango dancer and oaf. Has many other attributes but a private
detective has had to be hired to find out what they are.Is currently "in
between jobs" as an opening bat, leg spin bowler and DNA investigator
and any offers will be considered. |
Joined the club
By sneaking in under the radar. |
Current position in the club
Usually in the toilet. |
Nickname
Homer (because he never leaves the crease)
Rodriguez (just look at the photo)
Smudger (someone has just seen his passport) |
Previous clubs
The Springfield Sprinters |
Skills
Blackmail |
Most memorable moment
Running 2 runs |
Ambition
To get an all run 4. |
Favourite TV programmes
The Simpsons
Strictly Come Tango Dancing |
Other hobbies
Collecting DNA for his blackmail pursuits.
Tango dancing in the nude. |
Most embarrassing moment
Discovering his own DNA.
Waking up to find he'd grown a "bindi". |
