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An absolute legend.....but it has nothing to do with cricket. He has
retired from playing and now retires many others with his umpiring
decisions. He has also retired many vehicles with his car repairing
skills.He has largely been wasted in life,with his wonderful dexterity
and tact he would have made a marvelous watchmaker or politician. A
relentless worker behind the scenes and he deserves any accolades he
gets -------he has yet to receive one. |
Joined the club
When the donkey pulling his caravan died passing through Downe.
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Current position in the club
Geriatric ward |
Nickname
Silver donkey |
Previous clubs
The Royal and Ancient Order of Badger Baiters |
Skills
Making things disappear |
Most memorable moment
A feat that can only be equalled but never surpassed........I can't
remember what it was !! |
Favourite person
Anyone who buys him a drink |
Favourite food/drink
Boiled badger; baked hedgehog; distilled dandelion and burdock
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Ambition
To get another donkey |
Most embarrassing moment
Has never been embarrassed----but his donkey |
