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A fully committed player except when you want the teas made. Noticeable
by his swagger, sunglasses and comedy appeal. Takes surprisingly few
wickets for a "strike" bowler but has scored a few useful runs when
borrowing Denzil's bat. |
Previous clubs
Anyone that would have him |
Current position in the club
All rounder of dubious repute. |
Nickname
Spindles - due to his pins resembling table legs. |
Skills
Playing himself in for the whole of his innings. Using up all the hot
water. |
Ambition
To remain "not out" all season. |
Most embarrassing moment.
Being caught with his ears bandaged....Mmmmmm |
