Profile
Has recently become a full time London Cab driver after completing the
knowledge in record time (28 years 45 days 6 hours & 27 mins) and now
plays cricket and golf regularly (laxatives). The golf is compulsory of
course; as is talking rubbish over his left shoulder. A gifted player
who, only this year, shared in a club record 8th wicket partnership of
50 before being out for a duck. |
Joined the club
Because his father told him to. |
Current position in club
All rounder ---- about 2 stone rounder than when he joined.
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Nickname
Most people believe it to be "Muscle" because it rhymes; but it is in
fact "Mussel" because the vicar had a hair lip. |
Previous clubs
Charles Darwin Comprehensive School Exclusion Club |
Skills
Knowing when to stop bowling. |
Most memorable moment
The birth of his son because he then had someone who'd listen when
telling his most memorable moments. |
Favourite person
The man who gave him a fare to Brighton |
Favourite books/films
The "A" to "Z" of London.
Taxi Driver |
Ambition
To give up golf |
Other hobbies
Cleaning vomit out of the back of his taxi |
